pleatedjeans:

via

Alcohol vs marijuana
mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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thenightmarerider:

daughterofthestars08:

crickatoo:

danglingthpider:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

floatinggoathead:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

breaking news: man somehow isn’t repulsed at the sight of his beautiful, talented girlfriend because she has a bumpy texture on a bit of her legs

This just in: reporter unaware of how the female human body stores fat, having never seen one up close before.

If that’s what Hell looks like, I feel better about inevitably going there

Party in hell!! :D

Shocking news!!! Not all men are misogynistic assholes who only think of women’s bodies as objects meant to make their tiny little penises hard. Somebody figure out who wrote this and take away his internet privileges, please.

This isn’t really an issue with generalizations, it’s an issue with the culture. But regardless of the needless “Not all men” comment, funny responses!
assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real
battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer